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|16th January 2010||#1 (permalink)|
Some Axolotl poetry I found online:
From MAD magazine #43, 1958:
I Wandered Lonely as a Clod
I wandered lonely as a clod,
Just picking up old rags and bottles,
When onward on my way I plod,
I saw a host of axolotls;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
A sight to make a man's blood freeze.
Some had handles, some were plain;
They came in blue, red pink, and green.
A few were orange in the main;
The damndest sight I've ever seen.
The females gave a sprightly glance;
The male ones all wore knee-length pants.
Now oft, when on the couch I lie,
The doctor asks me what I see.
They flash upon my inward eye
And make me laugh in fiendish glee.
I find my solace then in bottles,
And I forget them axolotls.
The Axolotl and the Ammocoete
by Walter Garstang
from "Larval Forms, and other Zoological verses", 1966
Ambystoma's a giant newt who rears in swampy waters,
as other newts are wont to do, a lot of fishy daughters:
These Axolotls, having gills, pursue a life aquatic,
But, when they should transform to newts, are naughty and erratic.
They change upon compulsion, if the water grows too foul,
for then they have to use their lungs, and go ashore to prowl:
but when a lake's attractive, nicely aired, and full of food,
they cling to youth perpetual, and rear a tadpole brood.
And newts Perrenibranchiate have gone from bad to worse:
They think aquatic life is bliss, terrestrial a curse.
They do not even contemplate a change to suit the weather,
But live as tadpoles, breed as tadpoles, tadpoles all together!
Now look at Ammocoetes there, reclining in the mud,
Preparing thyroid-extract to secure his tiny food:
If just a touch of sunshine more should make his gonads grow,
The lancelet's claims to ancestry would get a nasty blow!
McCord, David (1897-)
Looks a littl
Like the ozelotl,
"Drink a greatl
More than whatl
Fill the fatl
"The food it eatsl
Be no morsl:
Drive its dorsl.
"Such an awfl
Fish to kettl!"
"You said a mawfl
|16th January 2010||#2 (permalink)|
Re: Axolotl poetry
The second one is awesome! I tried to write poetry about newts, but I had a hard time.
|17th January 2010||#3 (permalink)|
Re: Axolotl poetry
I've been reading a big fat scientific book on amphibians (the Wells book) and he had it in there, so I searched for it online to post here, and found the others too.
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