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This is a discussion on The Caudata Haiku thread within the Off-Topic forums, part of the General Discussion & News from Members category; Wild caught C. pyrrhogaster, Healthy and well fed, But Japan still calls....

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Old 29th July 2014   #61 (permalink)
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Wild caught C. pyrrhogaster,
Healthy and well fed,
But Japan still calls.



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Old 29th July 2014   #62 (permalink)
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Lol, just realised that one is down right wrong, I'll try again later. It's the thought that counts! :)



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ARGH! SALAMANDER!
Why is the tail of your kin
Halfway down your throat?!

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Hey, new melanoid
Will you please grow testicles?
'Cause I need larvae.



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Will you please grow testicles?
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That's just wrong ......



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Will you please grow testicles?
'Cause I need larvae.
What if it grows a tuppence instead ? You'll just have to get another axie! :)



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What if it grows a tuppence
Tea came out of my nose.



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Bored at work again.....

A. andersoni
why are you just so damned cute?
I love your patterns....

Ode to stumpy
Axolotl runt
now fat and healthy and......oh
He's a boy - yay!



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Oooh this is just far too good to be true! Let's see if I can be as cool as everyone else

Ow! There goes my arm,
Big brother was too hungry
Wait there's new nubbies

Summer sun rises
Every time still earlier
Not enough playtime

Sometimes when I gulp
And it makes my human laugh
My poop has bubbles



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Winter time again
Hibernation for my newts
Dude, is that tail frost?!?



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Thanks for the new plant
Eighteen bucks! You shouldn't have
Too bad I hate it



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Why is my newt Orange?
He thinks he's a Mandarin

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Why is my newt Orange?
He thinks He is a mandarin.
But in fact He is an Emperor.

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Blue Spotted sally,
you are so dang hard to find
with these mosquitoes.

Mud Dog, Mud Dog, what
are you doing down here
in this cold water?

What is this I found?
Tigrinum, mavortium?
Could be either one.



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These poems made my day!
What creativity and humor can be found in this community.
Thank you all!



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