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What's your best Axolotl line?

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hdonahue

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I need a few good laughs and would love to hear the best line's people have come up with using some good ol' axolotl humor.:rofl:

A few examples:
Axolotl.org's t shirt reads "Not an Axident" with a melanoid axolotl pictured.
A t shirt reads "A cat(scratched out), dog(scratched out)...Axolotl person.

What's your best line??
 
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Axolotl line! :D

axolotlline.jpg



... ok that wasn't funny... but it's all I've got...
 
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I made a poem when I couldn't sleep last night:

Axolotl doesn't rhyme,
With anything, you know?
They aren't like fish though!

LOL:D
 
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My axy is a lazy thing.
He doesnt dance or even sing.
Sitting with a glazed over stare,
Never moving,its hardly fair,
I clean and feed him every day
He never moves, its just his way
But now i know why he looks so blank,
He is smoking a joint in the corner of his tank
"Oi !" i shout "drugs are bad"
"Whats it to you?" he said "your not my dad".
 
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xxianxx said:
My axy is a lazy thing.
He doesnt dance or even sing.
Sitting with a glazed over stare,
Never moving,its hardly fair,
I clean and feed him every day
He never moves, its just his way
But now i know why he looks so blank,
He is smoking a joint in the corner of his tank
"Oi !" i shout "drugs are bad"
"Whats it to you?" he said "your not my dad".
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:rofl:



Enough said. :D
 
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I always have been atrocious at writing poetry :sick:


Smile a little? Smile a lotl?
You should get an axolotl :D

I always say this to my friends... they just facepalm
 
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I just made it up. Lol!



I'm an axolotl,
So dont come near.
Because I will Snap!
So if you dont fear,
then give it a crack.
Feed me with your little finger,
Until then I'll have to linger.


:D
 
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Everybody probably know those signs people put at their backdoor with a picture of a dog saying:
- My dog is on watch
or
- My dog knows karate

Would be kinda fun to hang a picture of an axolotl saying:
- I'm on guard, I don't blink AND I EAT YOU WHOLE :p
 
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ZoeT94 said:
I made a poem when I couldn't sleep last night:

Axolotl doesn't rhyme,
With anything, you know?
They aren't like fish though!

LOL:D
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Lol, that made me laugh :p

Here's mine

Axie axie in the sand
Gazing up, to my hand
Axolotl doesn't rhyme
But I know, It's feeding time :cool:

Snapping hungry at his food
Brings the axie in a happy mood
With a belly as big as it's head
An axie can never get sad

Smily faces all day long
Makes you wanna sing a song
So let us all not forget
How much we love that little pet

<3

:ha:
 
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helobed said:
I always have been atrocious at writing poetry :sick:


Smile a little? Smile a lotl?
You should get an axolotl :D

I always say this to my friends... they just facepalm
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when I make a website to sell my babies I was thinking of putting it on the front page :rolleyes:
 
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Gills n frills. Don't know why.

I love to ask-ak-aks-a-ax-a-lotl.
 
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Couldn't throttle be used to rhyme? Lol I don't know when the circumstance would come up, like " axolotls hands on the throttle making me watch a lotl" (work in progress)
 
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Icarez said:
Lol, that made me laugh :p

Here's mine

Axie axie in the sand
Gazing up, to my hand
Axolotl doesn't rhyme
But I know, It's feeding time :cool:

Snapping hungry at his food
Brings the axie in a happy mood
With a belly as big as it's head
An axie can never get sad

Smily faces all day long
Makes you wanna sing a song
So let us all not forget
How much we love that little pet

<3

:ha:
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These AWESOMELY EPIC rhymes give me an epic idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We should SO invent a poem/rhyme thing that teaches kids/people how to care for axies.... :O

They can sing it in primary school lol :p The whole belly as big as its head line gave me the idea..
then you could add something like..

"I don't live on land, but I LOVE to chill on sand.." :p

Feel free to add some assistance lines and I'll see if I/we can string something together.. then perhaps all of you with axie sites can post it up! :)

Good idea or what!?!?! I know I learned faster with poems when I was little.. :)
 
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great idea on the learning thing, ok here's one I just came up with to teach my girls how to care for our axies

With an axie for a pet you're onto a winner,
but don't keep them with a fish or they'll eat it for dinner.
If they don't eat the fish then it might nip their gills,
and then they will be sad because they've lost all of their frills.
don't keep them on gravel because they will swallow it quick.
Then it will get stuck in their tum's and make them sick.
 
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