The Caudata Haiku thread

Lol, just realised that one is down right wrong, I'll try again later. It's the thought that counts! :)
 
ARGH! SALAMANDER!
Why is the tail of your kin
Halfway down your throat?!

*sigh*
 
Hey, new melanoid
Will you please grow testicles?
'Cause I need larvae.
 
Bored at work again.....

A. andersoni
why are you just so damned cute?
I love your patterns....

Ode to stumpy
Axolotl runt
now fat and healthy and......oh
He's a boy - yay!
 
Oooh this is just far too good to be true! Let's see if I can be as cool as everyone else :p

Ow! There goes my arm,
Big brother was too hungry
Wait there's new nubbies

Summer sun rises
Every time still earlier
Not enough playtime

Sometimes when I gulp
And it makes my human laugh
My poop has bubbles
 
Winter time again
Hibernation for my newts
Dude, is that tail frost?!? :eek:
 
Why is my newt Orange?
He thinks he's a Mandarin

Verstuurd vanaf mijn LENNY2 met Tapatalk
 
Why is my newt Orange?
He thinks He is a mandarin.
But in fact He is an Emperor.

Verstuurd vanaf mijn LENNY2 met Tapatalk
 
Blue Spotted sally,
you are so dang hard to find
with these mosquitoes.

Mud Dog, Mud Dog, what
are you doing down here
in this cold water?

What is this I found?
Tigrinum, mavortium?
Could be either one.
 
These poems made my day!
What creativity and humor can be found in this community.
Thank you all!
 
Why so upset, newt?
Christmas coming, presents too!
You FORGOT my worms..
 
Small axolotls,
Swimming through the cool water
ChatGPT smiles on

(This was definitely written by me and not ChatGPT and apparently "GPT" is one syllable)
 
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