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kaysie
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134. You happily hack poor defenseless worms to bits and feed them to your newts.
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paris
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135. you wish every year was 'miller time' (referring to miller moth plagues that happen about every 10 years here)
136. it takes you 9 1/2 HOURS to do 'the dishes'
136. it takes you 9 1/2 HOURS to do 'the dishes'
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clarence
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137. You can quote the name, age, weight, length, and gender of each animal in your collection, but you can't remember today's date to save your life.
138. you sell off your furniture to buy new and bigger tanks
139. Your skin takes on a pale, moist appearance as your hair starts sluffing off.
140. your water bill equals all your other bills combined.
141. you regret that your human development didn't include a larval stage
138. you sell off your furniture to buy new and bigger tanks
139. Your skin takes on a pale, moist appearance as your hair starts sluffing off.
140. your water bill equals all your other bills combined.
141. you regret that your human development didn't include a larval stage
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joeri
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142. when you cut your finger you smile and say "It will grow back"
143. you consider writing a short message in the local newspaper to find a buddy for your newt
143. you consider writing a short message in the local newspaper to find a buddy for your newt
143. In the Middle of the night, you sit straight up in bed and say to your spouse, "Don't move! Don't move!" she bleary-eyed says "What!?" Then you say: "A salamander..." and go back to bed.
Your spouse is not amused and you wonder where you got all those bruises from the next morning!
Your spouse is not amused and you wonder where you got all those bruises from the next morning!
lims
Member
when the house stinks because you're boiling wood again
You invite people over to meet your new pet tiger and they know it's not a mammal
angelkitty
New member
146. you HATE bugs but have 100s of crickets in little plastic containers
147. you HATE bugs but want to start breeding crickets-it's cheaper that way
148. you spend your last $20 on cool stuff for the tank
149. you realize that the 800+ pictures on your digital camera are 90% of your animals "posing" for you
150. you talk to your newt and actually think he's talking back - mine does though, really he does!!!
Angel :angel:
147. you HATE bugs but want to start breeding crickets-it's cheaper that way
148. you spend your last $20 on cool stuff for the tank
149. you realize that the 800+ pictures on your digital camera are 90% of your animals "posing" for you
150. you talk to your newt and actually think he's talking back - mine does though, really he does!!!
Angel :angel:
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salamanderguy
New member
152.you throw a baby shower for the babie larvae that hatched but dont even look at your neighors baby
153. you find going to L.A. boring because all the standing water will kill newts and you get bored after 10 minutes in disney land.
153. you find going to L.A. boring because all the standing water will kill newts and you get bored after 10 minutes in disney land.
fishkeeper
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154: chytrid is the new c-word, and the object of a few bad dreams
paris
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you find a dried long item stuck at the bottom of the fridge and only close examination will determine if its a noodle or an escaped worm.
gr33neyes
New member
just gone right off my chow mein
marco
New member
156 - you begin to dream about hunting for fire salamanders, only to wake up serverly dissapointed in the morning that those huge females you found were but a figment of your imagination.
oregon newt
New member
157-when you get a net and a nice pair of boots for christmas
158-when you're stopped at the airport because fo your strange herping equipment that is considered a weapon
159-when you join a newt forum
160-when you get your kid a mudpuppy instead of a real puppy
161-when you don't have a house but your newts do:rofl::grin::bowl::lol::lick::tongue:
158-when you're stopped at the airport because fo your strange herping equipment that is considered a weapon
159-when you join a newt forum
160-when you get your kid a mudpuppy instead of a real puppy
161-when you don't have a house but your newts do:rofl::grin::bowl::lol::lick::tongue:
oregon newt
New member
162-Ask the guy at the bait store for some nightcrawlers in winter.
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Shane douglas:with axolotls would I basically have to keep buying and buying new axolotls to prevent inbred breeding which costs a lot of money??+1
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Thorninmyside:Not necessarily but if you’re wanting to continue to grow your breeding capacity then yes. Breeding axolotls isn’t a cheap hobby nor is it a get rich quick scheme. It costs a lot of money and time and deditcation+1
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Clareclare:Would Chinese fire belly newts be more or less inclined towards an aquatic eft set up versus Japanese . I'm raising them and have abandoned the terrarium at about 5 months old and switched to the aquatic setups you describe. I'm wondering if I could do this as soon as they morph?+1
Clareclare:
Would Chinese fire belly newts be more or less inclined towards an aquatic eft set up versus...
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