And verily did John decree that the beast known as the "Slurp Spider" be banished from the realm and lo it was so and peace and stability reigned throughout the land:
"Visitors (404), Google Spiders (3), MSNBot Spiders (13), AskJeeves Spiders (2)"
Note the lack of Yahoo. Death unto the Capitalist Profit Engines that pervade our beloved Internet! (That includes you, Microsoft, if that number gets much higher)
Whoops, let my true colours show there for a mo. You ain't see this...