New competition meets false start

[john]

I was going to stage a competition for the best profile. Then I realised that I would win!

(Just pretend it's April 1st and I think this thread can be tolerated)

 

[jenny]

why would urs win? apart from the fact ud be judging.

 

[john]

Oh please....

By the way, looking at your profile, I think you'd save some money on a tortoise if you just adopted an old man or visited one in an old folks' home around lunch time?

 

[paris]

well if it was judged based on sheer volume-i'd win!

 

[colin]

Paris, that last bit should read...

... and a cane toad in a pear tree