Cheer me up?

[Hayden]

Guess which idiot broke his ankle for the second time in 6 months?

THIS GUY.

I can't walk or drive, so any jokes, stories, or miscellaneous entertaining tidbits would be greatly appreciated. Also, I will be accepting any sympathy axolotls you may wish to send. They're the new Hallmark card!

 

[Otterwoman]

Same ankle or different one?
Time to get a netflix account!

 

[evut]

You are in luck as the Euro finals have just begun! Depending on your relationship to European football, treat this:
a/ as a joke
b/ as a serious suggestion how to kill time :happy:

 

[Hayden]

Same ankle, Dawn. And I got a Netflix account for the last episode.
Who's seen every episode of every Law and Order franchise? THIS GUY.

And thanks Eva, but I think I'm going to have to go with option B, although staring wistfully at people who can run might be fun.