[Closed] Early June Caption Competition!

[caudataman]

geckos...schmeckos!

or

(famous last words of many redneck males and a certain Cynops)..."Hey y'all, watch this!!!"


or

On a clear day I can see all the way to Okinawa!

 

[fishkeeper]

"Crikey! Look at that newt!"

 

[rigsby]

for crying out loud ,will someone point out the tankmate she bought is not another swordtail its a PADDLETAIL..

 

[rigsby]

HELLOOO...i Think The Thermostats Stuck On...

 

[rigsby]

I don't care if the "NICE MAN" at the pet shop said it would be fine, COME ON theres a clue in the name, SNAPPING TURTLE!!!

 

[Otterwoman]

Look Ma, no hands!

 

[ziggypie]

Mount Olympus, Newt style.

 

[lims]

One small step for newts, one giant leap for newtkind...

 

[John]

Guys, most of these make painful reading...

 

[Abrahm]

Guys, most of these make painful reading...

Does that mean the contest is over?

 

[t_summ]

This was a great idea. I think that for future contests (hint hint) there should be some parameters to make the reading and judging less painfull. For example, you could stipulate that each entry into the contest has to donate $1 if they do not win. Things like that are fun and help to benefit the site as a whole. Just an idea.

 

[g_k]

"captain jack newt" making a daring escape

"newt, newt, newt of the tank, watch out for that glass!"

sorry....not feeling very witty tonight

 

[rigsby]

surely even you can tell the difference between a night crawler and a garter snake!!!!!

 

[rigsby]

I'm popei the salaman
i'll be out in a minute
cos i've had my spinach

 

[tippytoe]

"I cant take seeing John in his leopard skin underwear anymore, GOOD-BYE CRUEL WORLD!"

 

[xxvickyxx]

Hahaha

I don't care if the "NICE MAN" at the pet shop said it would be fine, COME ON theres a clue in the name, SNAPPING TURTLE!!!

This is a good one...very funny!

 

[Demoniac38]

"Crawling onto land led to the development of lungs..."
or
"Someone has to take the first step if we are ever to get off the ground..."​

 

[lims]

When I posted this picture of myself on caudata.org I thought you guys would think i was pretty and admire my agility, charizma and ability to type etc, being that it is a sight for herpetologists and newt lovers alike. But you all mock me and post endless bad jokes at my expense. It's not very nice. However some are not so bad i.e;

"It's lonely at the top, being as beautiful as I am"
-newt slash model

Thanks Coen

 

[John]

I don't know about the newt but I'm ready to jump.

 

[Mike Gent]

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water....'Bubble Butt' starts playing his 'underwater tunes again!"

...or...

"....and I'm climbing the stairway....to heaven!"