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Why did the salamander cross the road?

(I don't have a funny answer- but I need one!)
 

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heheheh to meet the chicken which has already crossed? :-D
 

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because it heard there was speed dating at the pond on the other side?
 

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because he new'to?

(knew to/newt to...

oh god, i had to explain it)
 
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