Newt Jokes

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It started with Paris' joke:

2 newts were sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'say do you know how to drive this thing??'

Then degraded into real horrors.

mikeG
why did the taricha cross the road?
it didn't
it just sat there

what kind of sugar do taricha like??
GRANULated

apples
why did the taricha owner win the body building contest?
he had the biggest torosa


So hopefully everyone will share their favorite newt jokes. Now that you've seen ours, it can't get much worse, right?
(Taricha jokes are the best, of course.)

 

[peter]

How many ambystomids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like it just fine in the dark.

 

[paris]

did you hear the one about the canabalistic larvae who passed some siblings in the tank?














(....if you dont get it read again- 'passed' is slang for taking a poop)

(Message edited by paris on July 06, 2004)

 

[chris]

One larva said to another - 'I don't like your brother!'. The other replied - 'well try the Daphnia then!'
Chris

 

[john]

That sounds like one told to me by Sal, a man dear to my heart.

 

[john]

Ok corny one off the top of my head:

What do you call a Triturus cristatus that's just come out of breeding dress? A great vested newt... *duck*

 

[colin]

How do you stop a salamander from breeding?








Get him NEWTered

 

[joseph]

LOl, all good!

Did you here about the mudpuppy that dumped his girlfriend?

 

[colin]

no?

 

[joseph]

"dump" as in..."Go into the woods and take a dump".

 

[clarence]

Who discovered the gravity of the endangered populations?

Isaac NEWTon

Heard at a bar (really):
He likes it "wet" and "dry."
Is he Bi[sexual]?
No, just amphibious.

why are AXOLOTL the superior abystomid?
they're worth the most points in Scrabble.