Philosophy of an axolotl

narny101

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After chatting with Luna, (who is actually a boy but his owner only found this out after he had been named) I think I have compiled the complete list of axolotl philosophy:

If I fit, I sit

If I poo, I do it in the most visible part of the tank

If you look at me, I will pretend to be dead so you freak out

If you bring a stranger to see me, I’ll sit in my hide with only my backside sticking out

If you feed me, I will make the biggest mess I can

On a related note, if you feed me, I’ll try my hardest to swallow your finger (to show my appreciation)

If you decorate my tank nicely, I’ll re-arrange the best I can

If you try to play with me, I’ll just fall asleep

But you’ll slave away for me anyway, because I’m too cute
 

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You forgot

If it moves, I will try and eat it

If you are eating, I will watch you like a hawk and make you feel guilty that you haven't fed me yet today.
 
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