narny101
Member
After chatting with Luna, (who is actually a boy but his owner only found this out after he had been named) I think I have compiled the complete list of axolotl philosophy:
If I fit, I sit
If I poo, I do it in the most visible part of the tank
If you look at me, I will pretend to be dead so you freak out
If you bring a stranger to see me, I’ll sit in my hide with only my backside sticking out
If you feed me, I will make the biggest mess I can
On a related note, if you feed me, I’ll try my hardest to swallow your finger (to show my appreciation)
If you decorate my tank nicely, I’ll re-arrange the best I can
If you try to play with me, I’ll just fall asleep
But you’ll slave away for me anyway, because I’m too cute
If I fit, I sit
If I poo, I do it in the most visible part of the tank
If you look at me, I will pretend to be dead so you freak out
If you bring a stranger to see me, I’ll sit in my hide with only my backside sticking out
If you feed me, I will make the biggest mess I can
On a related note, if you feed me, I’ll try my hardest to swallow your finger (to show my appreciation)
If you decorate my tank nicely, I’ll re-arrange the best I can
If you try to play with me, I’ll just fall asleep
But you’ll slave away for me anyway, because I’m too cute
