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I'll apologise now ...

A fellow takes his sick salamander to a veterinarian.
The doctor looked the salamander over and told the owner that he was afraid there was nothing he could do for the amphibian.
“Please, doc, can’t you do something more?” the man pleaded.
The veterinarian went out and returned shortly with a Labrador Retriever. The dog sniffed the salamander all over and left the examining room.
“Come on, doc,” said the owner of the pet salamander, “surely there’s something else you can do.”
The doctor opened the door and in walked a cat. The cat walked all around the salamander, looking it up and down, and then left the room.
The doctor said that he just couldn’t help the poor salamander and handed the owner a bill for $350.
“350 Dollars!” the pet owner protested. “But an office visit is supposed to be only 50 dollars.”
The doctor replied, “Yes, but you also wanted a Lab test and a CAT scan.”

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http://www.purcellregister.com/artic...asp?idnum=4330
 

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LOL,
love it,
must remember that one for the future.
 
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