What's your best Axolotl line?

[Icarez]

We should SO invent a poem/rhyme thing that teaches kids/people how to care for axies.... :O

Thats a great idea, I will see what comes up today in my head we might even open a new thread just for this, maybe make it into a competition to encourage people to participate?

 

[dipsydoodle]

I always have been atrocious at writing poetry


Smile a little? Smile a lotl?
You should get an axolotl

I always say this to my friends... they just facepalm

That is hysterical lol

 

[Zenna]

Haha these are all great XP all ive got is a lame joke -

What do you do with a drunk axolotl?
Send him to axoholics annonymous

 

[Jumbuck]

Couldn't throttle be used to rhyme? Lol I don't know when the circumstance would come up, like " axolotls hands on the throttle making me watch a lotl" (work in progress)

Reviving an old thread.

When you said throttle, I immediately thought of an axolotl in a trenchcoat trying to choke me

 

[jdlqh8]

Ok here's a joke:

Why are axolotls endangered?


Because they ax-o-lot-l questions!

I know!!! Great right!!! At least that's my story and I'm sticking with it!

 

[NeekaLovesYou]

Just been reading through this and it made me giggle One my partner came up with

How do axolotls win a lot of money?
They play the axolottery...