[Closed] Early June Caption Competition!

[mp2952]

"escape from alcatraz" starring clint eastwood

 

[lims]

but its not Clint Eastwood, or Alkatraz,,, its a newt.... in a tank

 

[Kaysie]

What would Newt do for a Klondike bar?

 

[g_k]

all because the newtetts love milk tray

 

[bandit85]

How about...

Public transportation must be experiencing budget cuts.

-or-

Would it have killed them to install stairs?

-or-

The worms always come from this direction… I must be getting close.

-or-

This is the lamest U.F.O. abduction ever!

-or-

Wait just a minute…
Is that TAPE?!?
My home is held together with TAPE?
I’ll fire that contactor!

-or-

Don’t … look… down….must remember not to look dow-…crap.

 

[John]

I hereby declare the contest closed. The winner is Jonathan (jcb118) with "Ensicauda Jones and the Tank of Doom". Congratulations, you're about to get a year's donor status.