What's your best Axolotl line?

[hdonahue]

I need a few good laughs and would love to hear the best line's people have come up with using some good ol' axolotl humor.:rofl:

A few examples:
Axolotl.org's t shirt reads "Not an Axident" with a melanoid axolotl pictured.
A t shirt reads "A cat(scratched out), dog(scratched out)...Axolotl person.

What's your best line??

 

[The Banana]

Axolotl line!

... ok that wasn't funny... but it's all I've got...

 

[Zenna]

Lol Idk about that not being funny. it brought a smile to my face

 

[The Banana]

Mission accomplished, then. :happy:

 

[xxianxx]

Check out the "axolotl song"on utube , i cracked up when i first heard it.

 

[ZoeT94]

I made a poem when I couldn't sleep last night:

Axolotl doesn't rhyme,
With anything, you know?
They aren't like fish though!

LOL

 

[xxianxx]

My axy is a lazy thing.
He doesnt dance or even sing.
Sitting with a glazed over stare,
Never moving,its hardly fair,
I clean and feed him every day
He never moves, its just his way
But now i know why he looks so blank,
He is smoking a joint in the corner of his tank
"Oi !" i shout "drugs are bad"
"Whats it to you?" he said "your not my dad".

 

[iSuzie]

My axy is a lazy thing.
He doesnt dance or even sing.
Sitting with a glazed over stare,
Never moving,its hardly fair,
I clean and feed him every day
He never moves, its just his way
But now i know why he looks so blank,
He is smoking a joint in the corner of his tank
"Oi !" i shout "drugs are bad"
"Whats it to you?" he said "your not my dad".

:rofl:



Enough said.

 

[helobed]

I always have been atrocious at writing poetry


Smile a little? Smile a lotl?
You should get an axolotl

I always say this to my friends... they just facepalm

 

[NooNoo Kz]

I just made it up. Lol!



I'm an axolotl,
So dont come near.
Because I will Snap!
So if you dont fear,
then give it a crack.
Feed me with your little finger,
Until then I'll have to linger.

 

[The Banana]

I always have been atrocious at writing poetry


Smile a little? Smile a lotl?
You should get an axolotl

I always say this to my friends... they just facepalm

LOVE it!
I'm so going to be saying this to everyone now, much to their despair.

 

[iSuzie]

LOVE it!
I'm so going to be saying this to everyone now, much to their despair.

Me too! Haha

 

[Icarez]

Everybody probably know those signs people put at their backdoor with a picture of a dog saying:
- My dog is on watch
or
- My dog knows karate

Would be kinda fun to hang a picture of an axolotl saying:
- I'm on guard, I don't blink AND I EAT YOU WHOLE

 

[Icarez]

I made a poem when I couldn't sleep last night:

Axolotl doesn't rhyme,
With anything, you know?
They aren't like fish though!

LOL

Lol, that made me laugh

Here's mine

Axie axie in the sand
Gazing up, to my hand
Axolotl doesn't rhyme
But I know, It's feeding time

Snapping hungry at his food
Brings the axie in a happy mood
With a belly as big as it's head
An axie can never get sad

Smily faces all day long
Makes you wanna sing a song
So let us all not forget
How much we love that little pet

<3

:ha:

 

[helobed]

I always have been atrocious at writing poetry


Smile a little? Smile a lotl?
You should get an axolotl

I always say this to my friends... they just facepalm

when I make a website to sell my babies I was thinking of putting it on the front page

 

[HappySkittles]

axoLOL haha

That's all I've got :O

 

[Morrison]

Gills n frills. Don't know why.

I love to ask-ak-aks-a-ax-a-lotl.

 

[Kenneth]

Couldn't throttle be used to rhyme? Lol I don't know when the circumstance would come up, like " axolotls hands on the throttle making me watch a lotl" (work in progress)

 

[Aimzs Lotties]

Lol, that made me laugh

Here's mine

Axie axie in the sand
Gazing up, to my hand
Axolotl doesn't rhyme
But I know, It's feeding time

Snapping hungry at his food
Brings the axie in a happy mood
With a belly as big as it's head
An axie can never get sad

Smily faces all day long
Makes you wanna sing a song
So let us all not forget
How much we love that little pet

<3

:ha:

These AWESOMELY EPIC rhymes give me an epic idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We should SO invent a poem/rhyme thing that teaches kids/people how to care for axies.... :O

They can sing it in primary school lol The whole belly as big as its head line gave me the idea..
then you could add something like..

"I don't live on land, but I LOVE to chill on sand.."

Feel free to add some assistance lines and I'll see if I/we can string something together.. then perhaps all of you with axie sites can post it up!

Good idea or what!?!?! I know I learned faster with poems when I was little..

 

[HelloKitty]

great idea on the learning thing, ok here's one I just came up with to teach my girls how to care for our axies

With an axie for a pet you're onto a winner,
but don't keep them with a fish or they'll eat it for dinner.
If they don't eat the fish then it might nip their gills,
and then they will be sad because they've lost all of their frills.
don't keep them on gravel because they will swallow it quick.
Then it will get stuck in their tum's and make them sick.